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Cheerleader suck and fuck

April 4, 2009 – 10:24 am

Remember how it was back in high school…and, for the more sophisticated cranksters…college?
Remember how there was some incredibly, hot bitch who was on the cheerleading squad?
You’d watch her walk the hallways shaking her cute little ass around like it was the most magnificent thing on planet earth!

Remember how you’d live to try and catch a glimpse of her panties when she was sitting down and spread her legs?
Remember how you used to wonder about whether she was showing off her panties on purpose?
Well, years later, I can tell you… she was! She opening up her legs and showing off her pussy panties because she was, at that point, beginning to learn the power of her sexuality! And, she suspected, correctly, that you masturbated in the shower every morning with that image of her panties and tits and face and hair in your mind.

Funny how those bitches got off on making you horny!

That’s what I love about this cheerleader photoshoot starring the delectable Dylan Ryder. She was just the sort of cheerleader bitch that made you slap your salami nonstop. Oh, Dylan Ryder is fine. Look at that ingenue smile as she slurps the dick. Notice that maddening cleavage. Imagine a bitch that fine in a cheerleader’s outfit slurping on your cock. I’d definitely have to shoot my load right down onto those tits peeking out! Click the image to see a whole bunch of Dylan getting fucked.

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Love Sandy Summers!

March 25, 2009 – 1:09 pm

I ain’t going lie. I’ve got a special place in my heart for a hot-pussy, scorching, skinny blond bitch of a fuck queen like Sandy Summers. God, I’d love to shove my tongue up her steaming cunt and keep it there for a few weeks. Click the image to see Sandy’s sexy body from every angle.

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Controlling Lucid Sex Dreams

March 24, 2009 – 8:36 am

Have you ever had a sexual dream that got ya cock as hot as an erupting volcano? C’mon on. You know what I’m talking about playa. A dream in which you were having a romantic, pussy-pounding liason with a woman so beautiful she makes your guts ache. The type of dream that you don’t want to ever wake up from. And, when you do wake up…you try like fuck to get back to sleep so you can slip your sausage back into the cunt oven.

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Nicest Doggystyle in the history of the world!

March 12, 2009 – 10:51 am

Friends, I believe I’ve found the nicest looking doggystyle babe in the history of the world. Now, tell me you wouldn’t do evil things for a chance to pull this woman’s panties down and get behind her. I’d punch you in the face in a heartbeat if it mean I got a chance to mount her from behind. Oh, good Lord! If I had the pleasure of tapping that doggy, I think I’d probably last for about 2 1/2 strokes before I popped my cork in her! But, I’ll tell you … she’d be in store for an all-night session because I’d just never get tired of putting my hands on that fine ass and shoving my dipstick in her cotton candy cunt.

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Sexual Multitasking

March 8, 2009 – 11:20 am

Here’s a funny picture for you; click on it to enlarge. To me there’s something humorous about a sexy woman getting a sausage up her pootanannie while she makes a sandwich. There’s something sort of horny-inspiring about a woman who shows indifference (and a lack of recognition even!) to the fact that she’s getting a cock up her pussy. This case, of course, with the sandwich-making is extreme. I once saw a video of a woman getting fucked. As the guy banged away at her box doggy style, she smoked a cigarette and flipped through the channels of the TV using a remote. Oh, my…the things I find amusing. CrankyGirls

PS. We’re working on some more major articles, so keep on checking back. I’m contacting Naughty America to try and do a thorough review of their project similar to the VideosZ Review we recently did. I think it’s worthwhile to do these in-depth reviews of pay-for-porn sites, because before you pull out your credit card, it’s good to know what you’ll be getting. In addition, we’re also working on the Niche Porntube Guide. This is ending-up taking a while, but I also think it’s worthwhile because there’s just such a huge abundance of internet porn these days that it can be tough for your average horny Joe to sort through it all. Keep wanking…

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Niche Porn Tube Guide under way

March 5, 2009 – 12:47 pm

Hey everybody, we’ve done a lot of stuff with porntube directories:
Indian, General, Amateur … what I’ve got under way right now is a Niche Porn Tube Guide…this should be quite cool, so check back for it…subscribe to the RSS feed or bookmark the site …and use the email link to tell your horny friends about our swag.

In the meantime, check out a couple pictures I love. I get crazy when I look at how her bathing suit just barely covers her actual pussy lips. And, I love the way her pussy pubic stubble is so visible. I love the way her bikini top just barely covers her nipples. If I saw this bikini slut of a Goddess on the beach, my hard cock would rip right out of my swim trunks. I’d like to walk by and let her see my huge dick flopping around. Yea, baby, it’s your body and barely-covered pussy that’s getting my cock crazy.

She’s the type of girl…you know…you’d like to just pull that micro, white bikini bottom to the side of her juicy pussy, lift one leg of hers in the air, and just absolutely jam your cock in her wet cunt repeatedly…on the beach. Oh, my oh my.

Now, the two pictures above aren’t really related to the update that I’m working on the niche porn tube directory. It’s just that if I make a post, I always like to include a few hot pictures.

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Some of the nicest tits I ever did see

February 27, 2009 – 9:55 am

Here’s a picture worth checking out for a few secs. Two twenty-year-old girls who have beautiful tits. You’re wondering which set of tits I prefer? When I said “nicest tits,” whose did I mean? Well, I like all four of them, but, imho, the nicest tits award goes to the one on the right.

Why?

I love their triangular shape. I love how they stand up. These natural tits are glorious, and like a flower, they will not last. It will not be long before they are sagging like a plastic sack of gummy bears. It probably won’t be long before she’s got three kids and all the milk and juices have been sucked out of those marvelous things.

But, that’s the cool thing about photography. This moment in time is frozen forever. And, it’s all downhill from here. Her friend on the left has got some cute little tits too. She probably loses sleep thinking that they’re too small. No tits are too small or too big. Just be happy with them how they are…and, if you’re a dude or a lesbian, just be happy when they’re in your hands or mouth. And, the woman on the left isn’t going to have to worry as much about “sagging” issues as she ages. And, I bet her nipples are sensitive as all heck.

If you’re a tit man, you may want to take a peek at our 454 Boobs Pictures post.

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Indian porn tube guide completed

February 26, 2009 – 1:58 pm

I’ve been typing a lot lately…and, the Indian Porn Tube Guide is completed as promised. I hope you dig it. Check it out. Work a little more variety into your porn fapping.

Indian Sex Tube Guide Completed

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VideosZ Review Completed

February 25, 2009 – 12:31 pm

It took a bit since I wanted to do a good job on it. And, now the VideosZ Review is completed. Please take a look. I think you’ll enjoy it. I’m now finishing up the Indian Desi sex tube review.

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VideosZ.com Review in Progress

February 24, 2009 – 1:23 pm

Wow. I find myself simultaneously working on two major review projects right now: the Indian Desi tube one and now also a really in-depth review of pay-for-porn-video club VideosZ.

Here at crankyGirls…we can promote any porn video sites that we want. VideosZ is one of the porn sites we promote because it’s a banging club, with red-hot porn stars, and high-quality video streams that you can save to your hard drive. It makes VideosZ an easy choice, and, you’ll see, when the review is completed, everything that they have to offer you for your $29.95 a month.

I’ll tell you…with the economy in the dumps right now…and, just how much of a downer everything is…you can take that $29.95 and buy yourself a healthy, continually-updating, much-needed dosage of escape from reality!

I understand that if you’re on a budget or a broke-ass college kid that you might opt for a free porn tube to satisfy the impetuous beckoning of your balls. And, that’s cool. But, if you’re a man who’s ready to take his wanking fantasy to the elite level, VideosZ is for you.

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